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Less anticipated perils of nudism: Naked German women found in woods

Less amusingly, exploitation of berry pickers.

Apparently Morrisons sells jars of bilberries from Poland (where they are presumably picked by Poles), and any potential radioactivity doesn't present a health hazard. Alas, I don't have a local Morrisons. I shall have to go to Ilkley Moor when in the north later this month.

ETA: Comments frozen as nude hikers appear to attract lots of spam!

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Date: 2010-08-04 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
This one isn't actually HPfic - that's merely an analogy. It appears to be published original slash/Wimsey fic. Not that I have read the originals (she stresses).

You're going to have to read my Corsican mpreg Potter crossover with bonus valet-rogering though. But Harry Potter isn't in it, and duels, Corsican inn-keepers' daughers and Bunter in motorcycle leather are.

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Date: 2010-08-04 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azdak.livejournal.com
This one isn't actually HPfic - that's merely an analogy.

You have to be careful with me an analogies. I'm relentlessly literal-minded. However, venturing into the story, I find that the description of 30 year old "Jonty" - which would be off-putting but just about bearable were he seventeen - prevents me from reading any further for fear I encounter any more authorial drooling.

You're going to have to read my Corsican mpreg Potter crossover with bonus valet-rogering though

I know. But I am planning to skim through the HP bits with my eyes as close to shut as possible. I have faith that you will make it worth my while.

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Date: 2010-08-04 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
My main problem with the name Jonty is that it reminds me of a trumpet player of that name at music centre, who was everything you can imagine of a blond floppy-haired trumpet-player named Jonty at the age of seventeen, and I cannot take it seriously as belonging to anybody else.

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Date: 2010-08-04 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisoppist.livejournal.com
The only Jonty I know is four. This doesn't help either.

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Date: 2010-08-04 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisoppist.livejournal.com
Bunter in motorcycle leather

Oh dear, for that, and your writing, I too will put up with the HP half of the crossover.

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Date: 2010-08-04 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
You'll have to face HP one day, you know. Consider it innoculation for the umpteenth read-through on the car stereo.

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Date: 2010-08-04 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisoppist.livejournal.com
I got as far as no. 4 if that's the one that starts with the interminable Quiddich match, before losing the will to live. I know who everyone is but not whether they got killed/turned into a werewolf/turned out to be evil in the end by vol. 7 and if I need to know that, I have an 8 year-old expert on hand.

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Date: 2010-08-05 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
That's the Quidditch match one, yes. I have a soft spot for Potter basically because I discovered the fandom during a summer of temp jobs, when I had lots of time on the internet and got into all the conspiracy theories as to who was evil.

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Date: 2010-08-05 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azdak.livejournal.com
I have a soft spot for Potter

It's all right, you don't have to defend your dreadful taste in source materials to us. Look at me, I wrote Man from UNCLE fanfiction. Harry Potter is an aesthetic marvel in comparison.

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