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Note to sewing magazines and books: please, please, please will you stop referring to the "derrière"? Likewise, "fluff".

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Date: 2009-03-31 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biascut.livejournal.com
Heh, I got around that by buying them in Germany, so I only had to put up with things like, "Hotpants feiern ihr großes Comeback!"
Edited Date: 2009-03-31 03:53 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-03-31 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I am not sure if that is better or worse! I now feel impelled to go to WHSmith and see if Burda are in the derriere club.in

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Date: 2009-03-31 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
I am really sorry to lower the tone, but 'in the derriere club' just makes me think of mpreg.

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Date: 2009-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com
But then Ianto, Daniel, Sam, or whoever will definitely need printed patterns because the selection of off-the-rack male maternity wear is so poor.

Although bulging biceps would, at last, make the puffed sleeves make some sense.

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Date: 2009-03-31 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
Yes, someone would need to get going running up maternity smocks in manly denim, khaki, and SGA-issue 'I'm Going To Get Shot At, Aren't I?' black. Not to mention belly-supporting leatherwear with 'forgiving' lace-up sides.

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Date: 2009-03-31 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
My LJ is contaminated! On the other hand, I am supposed to be writing an MPreg fic, so I supposed I ought to be thinking about these practical issues.

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Date: 2009-03-31 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. What fandom is it?

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Date: 2009-03-31 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Wimsey/Potter crossover, in which I do not cop out with either (a) aliens or (b) every sensible man's abortion.

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Date: 2009-03-31 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
You're a braver woman than I am. Though, come to think about it, if someone let a couple of Dementors loose on the Western Front it would go a long way towards explaining Lord Peter's war trauma, and also give him cause to know what Bunter's Patronus is.

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Date: 2009-03-31 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Though, come to think about it, if someone let a couple of Dementors loose on the Western Front it would go a long way towards explaining Lord Peter's war trauma, and also give him cause to know what Bunter's Patronus is.

This is clearly the explanation!

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Date: 2009-03-31 06:19 pm (UTC)
aunty_marion: Vaguely Norse-interlace dragon, with knitting (Snape - Died a Prince v.2)
From: [personal profile] aunty_marion
*cackle* You are so right!!

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Date: 2009-03-31 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Masochism? I did a couple of short crackfics on the subject in response to a challenge, but felt that I had cheated really and that it would be a writing challenge to try and do it properly. Only without the vomit-inducing element that usually arises in mpreg. Or the explicit sex. I have my limits.

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Date: 2009-03-31 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caulkhead.livejournal.com
'maternity smocks in manly denim, khaki, and SGA-issue 'I'm Going To Get Shot At, Aren't I?' black.'

I know several women who would be eternally grateful for maternity wear like that

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Date: 2009-04-01 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Famous Army Stores need to start a new line!

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Date: 2009-03-31 04:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
*vomits*

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