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Last one! The sketch of this was actually written on the same piece of paper as the AU!cowpat story of 11 months ago. How time flies…

Busman’s Honeymoon

The stairs creaked, and the door opened onto the chill dark of the dressing room. Peter’s pyjama collar pressed damply again his neck and he began to feel that not wasting time in drying his hair might have been a mistake. The room smelt of old wood and he padded quietly across, halting shortly before the door. It hung on the latch against the cold, haloed by the faint glow of firelight, and seeping through the boards a scent of soap and powder, lavender and warmth. It had been more than five years, but they were here at last. He reached for the latch.

Harriet sat beside the fire, satin nightgown glowing rosy gold against the flames.

‘Sweetheart,’ her skin was the colour of honey in the dim light. Blossoms of the honey-sweet... ‘Sweetheart, take your bridegroom. Quite clean and’ he wrenched his eyes upwards to her face.

The wide mouth was pinched closed, the dark eyes strained. Her hands, he saw, now, were not folded casually, but digging her nails into her wrist. Harriet, not golden and smiling and welcoming, but green, griped and unhappy. He dropped to his knees beside her and touched her hand. It tightened convulsively on his.

‘Harriet?’

‘Oh, Peter!’ She laughed shakily. ‘I’m so sorry. It’s only the curse, but I really do feel quite dreadful and I’ve got the most awful headache. I’ve taken something for it, but all I want to do is go to sleep.’

He lifted her into the bed and tucked the eiderdown around her shoulders before setting out in search of a hot-water bottle. Thank goodness Bunter had packed the bromide.
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Date: 2008-07-29 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
How cruel and unusual the fates can be!

Very :-)

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Date: 2008-07-29 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellinghall.livejournal.com
So it's the short stories next, is it? ;-)

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Date: 2008-07-29 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Well, I suppose I could knock off two of them with, "I'm sorry, Lady Peter, but you are unable to have children." and another good number with "Dammit!" said his lordship, holding the telegram that read, "CHILDREN HAVE MEASLES STOP REGRET VISIT IMPOSSIBLE" "Bunter! We'll go to Paris for the weekend, instead."
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Date: 2008-07-29 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
She definitely gets the worse half of the deal.

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Date: 2008-07-29 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwormsarah.livejournal.com
Evil, evil woman! But bless Peter for going for a hot water bottle.
*shudders over thoughts of time before effective and strong pain killers*

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Date: 2008-07-29 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I suppose there was codeine and aspirin available to Harriet - not that codeine does much for the sex drive! Peter is taking the long-term view.

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Date: 2008-07-31 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellinghall.livejournal.com
Morphine might still have been available over the counter then ...

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Date: 2008-07-29 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azdak.livejournal.com
Hee! This is exactly the sort of thing that happens to me! And it features so rarely in literature - the only example I can think of is the scene in To Serve Them All My Days, when the excitement has brought the bride's period on early, and they come down to breakfast the next day giggling, and wondering if the other guests can tell that they're both still virgins. BTW, I love the phrase "green, griped and unhappy".

I can't bear it that this series is over ::pouts::

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Date: 2008-07-29 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I cannot think of any literary examples, so you are one up on me. I keep meaning to watch "To Serve Them All My Days" but haven't got round to it. Is it worthwhile?

I fear that "green and griped" needed very little imagination.

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Date: 2008-07-29 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azdak.livejournal.com
I really enjoyed "To Serve Them All My Days" as a young thing, though even then I was irritated by how flat the female characters were compared to the men. I don't know if it has otherwise stood the test of time.

As for "green and griped", it's finding the words that counts ;-)

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Date: 2008-07-29 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Hmm. The library has it, so maybe it's one to try Set 1 and see what I think.

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Date: 2008-07-30 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisoppist.livejournal.com
The TV version misses out his daughter, probably because she has to age from 5 to 18. You'll have to read it as well :-) Both the book and the telly feature the second wife who gives up trying to be a Labour MP to marry him and be fullfilled by having a baby and teaching in the prep school. Grrrrr. Personally, I'd have preferred Howarth, or Sax Hoskins.

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Date: 2008-07-30 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
who gives up trying to be a Labour MP to marry him and be fullfilled by having a baby and teaching in the prep school.
And I assume that naturally she is terribly fulfilled by this and lives blissfully happy with baby and boys.

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Date: 2008-07-31 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisoppist.livejournal.com
There is terrible worry over her being a) bored and b) miscarrying after she gives up politics to marry him, which is helped by letting her teach the 10 year-olds, but then she does have a baby and it is clear that This Is What She Really Wanted. The End (more or less)

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Date: 2008-07-31 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
A surrendered wife at heart, eh?

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Date: 2008-08-02 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azdak.livejournal.com
She's serene and boring after the baby, having been nervy and interesting before. And the first wife is nothing but smiles and good humour with very little actual character, and the daughter was cut out of the TV version by the adapter on the grounds that he thought it too unlikely for words that someone could be crippled by a nasty car accident and yet remain a little ray of sunshine who loved dancing, and since she had no other role than to be said little ray, he preferred to have her die in the crash. This was the point when I started to think, hmm, he has a point, and the otherfemale characters aren't exactly three dimensional either.

On the plus side, Howarth is wonderful.

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Date: 2008-07-29 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com
Clearly not a 'literary example', but I did once write a fanfic with this premise. I don't think I could have brought myself to have it happen to Harriet, though.

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Date: 2008-07-31 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I am impressed by a bravery exhibited by all to few published writers!

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Date: 2008-07-29 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfoxie.livejournal.com
Argh, poor unlucky Harriet!

But awww, Peter is so very sweet. ♥

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Date: 2008-07-29 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Well, Peter has lots of experience with (a) suppressing sexual frustration and (b) looking to the future!

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Date: 2008-07-29 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfoxie.livejournal.com
He does indeed.

As I said to [livejournal.com profile] 12chen when this was first posted, as soon as they can, some ravishing is very likely to happen.

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Date: 2008-07-29 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Just the moment desire overcomes "Owww, I want to die." ;-)

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Date: 2008-07-29 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfoxie.livejournal.com
Yep, as soon as. ;)

Ugh, seriously the only bad thing about being female, to my mind.

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Date: 2008-07-29 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grondfic.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Date: 2008-07-30 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
The course of true love never did run smooth.

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Date: 2008-07-29 01:03 pm (UTC)
gramarye1971: arms holding a hot water bottle against the stomach (Better Than Chocolate)
From: [personal profile] gramarye1971
*falls over* ARGH. That's so excellently cruel.

(Also, I'm with [livejournal.com profile] wellinghall -- short stories next!)

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Date: 2008-07-29 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Your icon is most apposite.

See above (http://nineveh-uk.livejournal.com/71763.html?thread=1112147#t1112147).

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Date: 2008-07-29 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
This is genius. And all too likely, from anecdotal evidence of self and friends.

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Date: 2008-07-30 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
Given that Harriet's wedding date appears to be determined by "as soon as we can manage any other date than that suggested by Helen" it did not seem implausible.

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Date: 2008-07-29 07:01 pm (UTC)
marginaliana: Buddy the dog carries Bobo the toy (Default)
From: [personal profile] marginaliana
Truly cruel and brilliant. Poor Harriet!

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Date: 2008-07-30 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
It's funny how what ifs are so rarely really nice what-ifs...

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Date: 2008-07-29 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallingtowers.livejournal.com
Brilliant!

*comments with appopriate icon*

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Date: 2008-07-30 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
As Xander put it, "And love the earth, and woman-power, and I'll be over here".

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Date: 2008-07-29 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyras.livejournal.com
Oh, you are evil!

(Not sure if the first half is all you or part Sayers, but it's gorgeous - really builds up the scene beautifully.)

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Date: 2008-07-30 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
*cackles*

The first part is adapted Sayers - Harriet's POV description turned round to Peter's.

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Date: 2008-08-07 03:22 pm (UTC)
tree_and_leaf: Watercolour of barn owl perched on post. (Default)
From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
Aargh, poor, poor Harriet! Though having someone to fetch the hot waterbottle and warm drinks must be some sort of consolation...

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Date: 2008-08-12 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I'm afraid the consolation is a little limited. On the other hand, Peter gets up earlier next morning and discovers the twine, the blood-stained pot, and the body in the cellar, so it's not all bad.

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Date: 2009-11-25 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morethansirius.livejournal.com
You are an evil, evil woman. Would the fates be so unkind? You bet! Well, they did take each other for better or for worse. I suppose it's best to get some of the worse out of the way up front.

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Date: 2009-12-12 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I am afraid that sometimes I just cannot help being a little bit evil.

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