Dear self,

Could you please try and keep the short crackfic that you are writing instead of the long crackfic, actually short? Shortness is your only justification for spending time on it.

Thanks.

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In the meantime, have short crackfic that DLS didn’t write, either. At least, she did write it but in a very different context.

Fragment

‘Peter—’

He shook his head, vexed at his own impotence.

(Busman’s Honeymoon, chapter XVI)